Scouting jokes
Q: What do you call a boy who's not a Cub Scout yet?
A: Up and Cubbing!
Q: When is a scout like a cabinet
A: When he is a cub-bored (cupboard). If you ever see a cub-bored, let me know - they're rare!
Q: What do you call a scout holding a Frisbee?
A: A cub and saucer!
Q: Why was the cub confused when his Mom showed up in the middle of the pack meeting?
A: He didn't know if he was Cubbing or going!
Q: What do you call a scout who carries another scout on his shoulders?
A: A taxi cub!
Q: How does a taxi cub move?
A: Low-cub motion!
Q: How did the Cub Scout look when he forgot to take his jacket on the mountain hike?
A: Blue and cold!
Q: What did the Cub Scout have to do to earn the bicycling badge?
A: A good turn!
Q: What did the loyal Cub make for the Parent-Scout bakeoff?
A: Cub-cakes!
Q: What do Cub Scouts get during winter camp?
A: Cub-in fever!
Q: What's a messy Cub's favorite food?
A: Corn on the Cub!
You Might Be Taking Scouting Too Seriously If...
You have the arrowhead symbol as your PC wallpaper
You have the arrowhead symbol as your Living Room wallpaper
The first choice you make for your holiday home is wether or not to storm lash it
You can tie your shoe laces with a different type of bow for each day of the week
You put a string fence around the barbecue in your garden
You store your garden hose in a large turks head woggle
You new car is purple to match the colour of the Scout window sticker
Your wife tells you to wear your best clothes and you put on your uniform
You only have one meaning for the word camp
You take the ink blot test and can only see patrol badges
Your friends agree to come to a barbecue only if you promise not to pick the kebab sticks fresh from the garden and not to try and start a sing-along
You roll the contents of your bedroom against alternate walls every morning
You prefer the taste of coffee from a plastic mug
Your best dinner plates are metal, chipped and made in Poland
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